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  3. dancys:

    @marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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  5. kelseyisazombie:

    So, most of you know that your facebook can be viewed/monitored by employers. But I know a girl who got fired a few weeks ago because her boss used her email from her application TO FIND HER TUMBLR - where she had said some not nice things about her boss, job and coworkers.

    And after some…

     
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    Tagged #yup
     
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  9. sirenmagic:

    haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

    ediebrit:

    oh my fucking god

    SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

    SHOTS FIRED.

    Oooop!

     
     
  10. relahvant:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut

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